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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 6, 2014 15:04:15 GMT -5
Tu entends toutes les insultes du monde et ça te donne des envies de suicide.
You hear all the insults of the world and it gives you the desires of suicide
I wish I had chicks to play with.
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 6, 2014 15:15:51 GMT -5
Tu entends toutes les insultes du monde et ça te donne des envies de suicide. You hear all the insults of the world and it gives you the desires of suicideI wish I had chicks to play with. I understood almost half of that before I gave up and looked at the translation lol You now have baby chickens to play tag with! I wish I wasn't hungry anymore |
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 6, 2014 15:19:13 GMT -5
Tu entends toutes les insultes du monde et ça te donne des envies de suicide. You hear all the insults of the world and it gives you the desires of suicideI wish I had chicks to play with. I understood almost half of that before I gave up and looked at the translation lol You now have baby chickens to play tag with! I wish I wasn't hungry anymore You lose the ability to feel hunger and die of starvation shortly after. I wish my room was clean. |
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 7, 2014 1:59:15 GMT -5
Your room is now clean and the rest of your house (or flat) looks really dirty beside
I wish I could prog games by mind
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 17:03:32 GMT -5
That remains the only thing you can do with your mind, and you lose the ability to resolve involuntary functions, like breathing, along with all other functions, like thinking
I wish I had dinosaur claws
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 8, 2014 17:09:55 GMT -5
Granted, but they are attached to T-Rex arms. So you now have T-Rex arms! And yes, they are proprtional to your body, so they're still tiny.
I wish I had 500 posts.
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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 8, 2014 17:20:04 GMT -5
Your 500 posts come mainly from this thread, meaning they don't count for the ranking system
I wish I could make any girl fall in love with me
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 8, 2014 17:47:44 GMT -5
Guys hate you and beat you up daily because of the girls you get.
I wish life was more exciting.
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 17:49:47 GMT -5
Guys hate you and beat you up daily because of the girls you get.
I wish I could make any girl fall in love with me and fight well.
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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 8, 2014 17:55:20 GMT -5
They are the ones that fight well, but are too focused on you to fight.
I wish my skin glowed green
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 17:56:49 GMT -5
Ha! silly mortal, don't tempt me.
In order to achieve your healthy neon glow, you bathe daily in radioactive sludge.
You get your Shrekskin, but only for a day. After that, it flakes off and you die of acute radiation poisoning.
I wish that I were immortal.
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 8, 2014 18:02:06 GMT -5
Guys hate you and beat you up daily because of the girls you get. I wish I could make any girl fall in love with me and fight well. What did you just do? You broke the universe. |
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 18:04:48 GMT -5
I do what I want, capitalist
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 8, 2014 18:06:56 GMT -5
Let's take this outside, brah.
Seriously though, did you write the same thing as I without noticing? Or did you steal it? *cough word pirate cough*
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 18:08:39 GMT -5
1. technically, it's an exciting life
2. I do what I want
3. ? ? ?
4. Profit
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