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Post by RenegadeMizu on Jul 31, 2014 20:26:38 GMT -5
The rules are simple. All you need to do is grant the person above you's wish, but corrupt the heck out of it. Then, you leave a wish of your own. Just read through the thread a bit and you'll see how it goes.
So, I'll start off!
I wish I could sleep all day tomorrow.
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Post by urbanknight4 on Jul 31, 2014 20:37:26 GMT -5
I wish I could sleep all day tomorrow. And all day after that, and after that, all in all sleeping forever. Have a nice coma heh heh I wish I had all the money in the world. |
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Post by drfluorescent on Jul 31, 2014 20:57:05 GMT -5
I wish I had all the money in the world. It increases inflation rates horribly because it comes from nowhere and essentially becomes useless; nice job destroying the world's economy single-handedly. I wish I could fly |
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Post by ravenwood on Jul 31, 2014 21:07:12 GMT -5
I wish I had all the money in the world. It increases inflation rates horribly because it comes from nowhere and essentially becomes useless; nice job destroying the world's economy single-handedly. I wish I could fly your arms turn into wings and you lose your hands, and have to rely on an assistant to feed you and stuff I wish I could run my own country |
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Post by Total Reverse on Jul 31, 2014 21:11:24 GMT -5
You get your country to run, but now you have to deal with all of the stress inherent with the postition.
Have fun worrying about nuclear war while you're being criticized by your own citizens.
I wish I could do multiple things at once.
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Post by drfluorescent on Jul 31, 2014 21:37:14 GMT -5
You get your country to run, but now you have to deal with all of the stress inherent with the postition. Have fun worrying about nuclear war while you're being criticized by your own citizens. I wish I could do multiple things at once. you cannot do them well and thus fail all you attempt I wish hot chicks were all over me |
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Post by ravenwood on Jul 31, 2014 22:46:54 GMT -5
The hot chicks that are all over you are literally hot chicks- baby birds with a fever.
Have fun with.... I'm not sure what you'd do with that.
I wish beautiful WOMEN were all over me
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Post by urbanknight4 on Jul 31, 2014 23:08:16 GMT -5
The beautiful women on you are literally on you and you suffocate under their collective weight.
#rekt
Lets see....
I want beautiful women to love me
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 1, 2014 5:08:12 GMT -5
The beautiful women on you are literally on you and you suffocate under their collective weight. #rekt Lets see.... I want beautiful women to love me They love you, but they're also very needy and require ALL of your time and money. Especially money. This causes you to become an empty shell of your former self. I wish I never had to eat. |
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 1, 2014 6:12:40 GMT -5
You don't need to eat, but now you miss the taste of food. And since you're never full (I'm guessing that would be part of never having to eat again) you gain weight because you don't know when to stop.
I wish I was a computer!
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 1, 2014 6:38:38 GMT -5
You're now a computer, but you run Windows 95 without antivirus and are forced to use Internet Explorer.
I wish I was a genius.
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 1, 2014 6:53:00 GMT -5
As genius you finish your life alone on an asylum cell trying to lick your right elbow.
I wish I was flying !
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 1, 2014 7:24:14 GMT -5
Harsh lol
You can fly, but you're also the target of missiles trying to shoot you down.
I wish I never had to charge my phone.
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 1, 2014 7:32:03 GMT -5
Now you're phone has always battery, but a mad clown try to call you each 10 minutes, you have the choice to turn it off or not.
I wish I had an incorporate computer on my arm
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 1, 2014 7:40:49 GMT -5
Now you're phone has always battery, but a mad clown try to call you each 10 minutes, you have the choice to turn it off or not. I wish I had an incorporate computer on my arm The computer crashes a lot, causing your arm to spaz out. I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day. |
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