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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 8, 2014 20:18:34 GMT -5
1. technically, it's an exciting life 2. I do what I want 3. ? ? ? 4. Profit What you did there. I see it. Back on topic, you are immortal, but you get a bad side effect as well. So, after like 50 years, you kill yourself because this side effect is horrible. I wish I had a computer from 50 years in the future, and I knew how to use it, and I had a power supply for it, and I was the only one who knew about it, and it could connect to the internet and everything, and I didn't need some wierd head piece or anything to use it, and it was compatible with all current file types. and yes, that ^ is one sentence so it counts as one wish. |
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 8, 2014 21:01:06 GMT -5
Just because you have the power supply doesn't mean that it's compatible with your outlets...(It's not.) Enjoy staring at 2064 technology without being able to turn it on.
I wish I had unlimited electricity for free!
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 8, 2014 21:58:05 GMT -5
To be fair, a laptop from 2064 would probably have a 3 or 4 day battery at least.
You have unlimited electricity, but you now have no other utilities.
I wish I had Titanfall
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 22:08:01 GMT -5
Unlimited electricity? Dude, I would shower at my neighbor's if I had that... I wouldn't even care. Unlimited electricity=economic control over the world
You have Titanfall, but it's pirated and spend your life in prison once they catch you
I wish I had a girlfriend that loves me, is perfectly normal, isn't ugly or dumb, likes what I like, won't die until I do, and has no jealous exes to mess me up.
Boom
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 8, 2014 22:21:32 GMT -5
*cough* Scott Pilrgrim reference? *cough*
You have that girlfriend, but she leaves you because she thinks you're cheating on her.
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 22:31:41 GMT -5
*cough* Scott Pilrgrim reference? *cough* You have that girlfriend, but she leaves you because she thinks you're cheating on her. you're a monster Fine. *insert everything I said earlier* and she will never break up with me and will never be suspicious of me, will be great in all aspects, and beat up anyone trying to steal her from me. Gg no re, pleb Btw girl ex is best ex |
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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 10, 2014 13:59:35 GMT -5
You both commit ritual lover's suicide because of crushing social stigmas
I wish I had a jet pack
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Post by Bobbyjoeangus43 on Aug 10, 2014 16:12:55 GMT -5
You both commit ritual lover's suicide because of crushing social stigmas I wish I had a jet pack It has no fuel. I wish I had a better computer that can run PlanetSide2 at 60FPS. I also have warranty and I can sue them if they don't give a new one to me if the old one breaks. |
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 10, 2014 19:17:54 GMT -5
it runs PlanetSide2 at 60FPS, but the game crashes every minute, making it pretty much unplayable.
I wish dreams(sleep-dreams, not goal-dreams) could come true.
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 10, 2014 19:28:20 GMT -5
They do, but for everyone. And dreams include nightmares.
I wish I was a master at persuasion.
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 10, 2014 19:35:58 GMT -5
You can only persuade people to do the opposite of what you want.
I wish I had 3 monitors for my desktop.
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 11, 2014 2:15:47 GMT -5
You have now three monitors but still two inputs in your computer.
I wish I had as food as I want each lunch time
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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 12, 2014 9:53:14 GMT -5
You can only eat during lunch time
I wish I didn't have to eat as much and not waste away
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 12, 2014 10:29:38 GMT -5
You don't have to eat as much, but you have to drink 5x as many liquids now.
I wish I could control my computer with my mind.
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Post by skelewright96 on Aug 12, 2014 10:32:53 GMT -5
You don't have to eat as much, but you have to drink 5x as many liquids now. I wish I could control my computer with my mind. you now have seizures whenever there's a thunderstorm, or even mild rain. I wish I could read 3x as fast, and that good books would never run out |
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