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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 3, 2014 20:59:23 GMT -5
Dirving doesn't suck anymore. In fact, it's great. Everyone loves to drive! So now everyone is on the road whenever they possibly can....which causes giant, horrible traffic jams.
I wish I had a 16GB MicroSD card for my phone.
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 3, 2014 21:51:46 GMT -5
You lose your phone, but keep the SD card.
I wish I had a super sexy British accent
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Post by OrangeSlush on Aug 4, 2014 20:41:14 GMT -5
Your friend is jealous of your accent and kills you. He removes your larynx and uses it on himself.
I wish nukes didn't exist.
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 4, 2014 20:51:41 GMT -5
Your friend is jealous of your accent and kills you. He removes your larynx and uses it on himself. I wish nukes didn't exist. You monster... Nukes don't exist, but as a result Hydrogen bombs are used in their stead. I wish I had a katana. |
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 4, 2014 21:19:08 GMT -5
You have a katana....and a thirst for blood!!!
I wish I had an unlimited download speed.
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Post by Bobbyjoeangus43 on Aug 4, 2014 21:41:21 GMT -5
You have a katana....and a thirst for blood!!! I wish I had an unlimited download speed. It costs a shit ton of money. You become broke. I wish my cat wasn't so dumb. |
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 4, 2014 22:00:37 GMT -5
Your cat is now a genius. And it realizes that humans have been oppressing cats for hundreds of years, so it starts a revolution and ends up making all humans into slaves, pets or food.
I wish I didn't have a monthly data cap on my internet connection.
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 5, 2014 6:21:29 GMT -5
"Dear Total Reverse,
We have good news! We have replaced your data cap with a 256kb/s connection speed! Now you can use the internet as much as you want at speeds up to* 1.5 times faster than Dial Up! You can thank us later.
Give us your money,
Your Wonderful ISP.
*Max Speed not guaranteed. "
I wish this year was already over.
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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 5, 2014 9:56:26 GMT -5
Your life is now over
I wish aliens would show themselves (I swear by me mum if you guys say something about the aliens from predator, we'll have issues)
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Post by Total Reverse on Aug 5, 2014 9:57:29 GMT -5
They do, but people are so scared and disoriented that there are riots! Kinda like the Purge, but better written......and with aliens......
I wish I had a device that could hald all the music in the world (35 TB about) and all of the music on it.
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 5, 2014 21:19:17 GMT -5
It has no headset jack or speakers, so it only plays music visually.
I wish I could play the piano.
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 6, 2014 2:16:20 GMT -5
But the piano played you !
I wish I bought a large appartment
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 6, 2014 5:58:02 GMT -5
You have to share your apartment with everyone you know!
I wish we only needed 4 hours of sleep.
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 6, 2014 6:29:01 GMT -5
We now need 4 hours of sleep but 16 hours lying to recover
I wish dinosaurs existed and were nice
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Post by RenegadeMizu on Aug 6, 2014 15:00:35 GMT -5
Nice dinosaurs don't watch where they're going and accidentally crash into houses and buildings.
I wish I could speak every language.
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