Corrupt-A-Wish!

Days are now years long. Everything freezes or burns. Only the borders are survivable, and you constantly have to spin to prevent death. The ecosystems and world systems in general are destroyed, making the collection of resources almost impossible. It is impossible to have a proper civilization, as you have to move it every year to prevent death. Hardly any animals or plants exist, requiring you to eat the extremist species, who generally are small, hard to kill, and have little nutritional value. Very few humans survive, and only those in deep caves who are in a specific area around the cold/hot border, who also happen to be in huge balls to avoid being splattered to death when the earth suddenly slows to be barely different than it's year cycle (neutralizing of the rotation and revolution). In other words, nobody lives long enough to suffer. Life forms on earth will never evolve into something like us again, only evolving to be harder core extremists. Our atmosphere suffers greatly. On a happy note, everybody would be splattered in the first instant, so they wouldn't have to suffer.

I wish I was omnipotent, with the exclusion of being able to change that factor.

./necro

Edit: Whoops! I only responded to page 1, not seeing the other pages...

"I wish I could be awake all the time with no bad side effects."

Various governmental agencies track you down, and try to see how you can do such in an incredibly painful manner, while keeping you on life support drugs so you have to suffer for all eternity.