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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 8, 2014 10:23:31 GMT -5
Anybody share my disdain for this pasta? It's absolutely shocking how such a badly constructed story could gather such a large amount of fans.
I'm going to poke at its gaping plot holes if you guys don't mind. I really hate weak stories that pretend they're good.
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Post by ravenwood on Aug 8, 2014 10:40:02 GMT -5
I found the newspaper article in the beginning hilarious. A child wouldn't use such advanced grammar or suspenseful sentence structure. It's a little kid, not an English teacher...
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 11:36:19 GMT -5
I like how there are fan girls that want to Jeff some sort of cute cuddle buddy. There are even some edgy mcedgemasters that say he's hot and they'd love to be his wife...
What's wrong with this world, man...
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Post by Bobbyjoeangus43 on Aug 8, 2014 11:50:33 GMT -5
When ever I see the famous face like this of them:  The first thing I think of is the overly attached girlfriend meme.  So now I laugh whenever I see it. |
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 11:56:44 GMT -5
They tried to make a scary story about the picture saying its a distorted picture of a girl that killed herself after being bullied on 4chan. The amount of BS in that story was adorable.
The Jeff picture is obviously a dude's face whited out with a dog's teeth 'shopped in.
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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 8, 2014 12:02:34 GMT -5
Lol what I like about the story is the ridiculous over the top stuff. Jeff supposedly went insane and burned off his eyelids and then cut a smile in his cheeks, a la Joker.
1. You'd burn your eyes if you ever singed your lids off, and then you'd become blind.
2. You would bleed out from the cuts, or at the very least be in tremendous pain and be unable to talk very well, which he did.
3. This kid is basically a cheap, diluted Joker without all the fun and chaotic insanity, he's just a plain muderer.
HEY THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH POST!! Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhh
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 8, 2014 18:04:07 GMT -5
I just thought the whole thing was dumb. Like, how can 12 year olds get guns and knives, and then bust into a birthday party to shoot up the place without any adult doing a single thing?
Why is the only powerful character Jeff?? How does his insanity give him martial prowess? How did he even muster enough power to stop a kid's heart with his fist, and how was he not arrested for that?
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 9, 2014 6:14:27 GMT -5
I discovered pasta things recently ans I think them completely crazy, not because they're insane but, because people believe in them and some make religions ><
As those two girls who have knifed one of their friend 19 times beacause The Slender Man would have killed their parent.
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Post by drfluorescent on Aug 10, 2014 11:53:08 GMT -5
Whoa
That's pretty horrible...
I think creepypasta lately has been invaded by a bunch of children trying to be hardcore or something. Like take Jeff the killer- it's a very poorly written sensationalist story about a 12 year old that is apparently better trained in martial arts and guns than most cops. It's completely implausible and a Joker knockoff, and it was probably written by a kid.
The fans are worse, though. I did say the fan girls were making him out to be like some cute, huggable male waifu or something, but there are people that sincerely believe in him and do a bunch of creepy stuff with him...
I don't like going on creepypasta not because I'm scared, but because the people are the true horrors there
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 11, 2014 2:12:25 GMT -5
Yap, creepy-pastas permit us to see to where people can go in craziness (does craziness word exist ?)
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 12, 2014 8:16:31 GMT -5
Yes, the word exists lol
I think we all agree there are parts of the Internet best left alone in their dark little niches...
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 13, 2014 12:24:43 GMT -5
Excecpt if they kill people on their name ><
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 13, 2014 12:30:36 GMT -5
Excecpt if they kill people on their name >< What?? |
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Post by sacreyoule on Aug 13, 2014 12:32:37 GMT -5
I've talked about two girls up there who killed a friend on name of the slender man, otherwise it has to kill their parents :/
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Post by urbanknight4 on Aug 13, 2014 12:51:58 GMT -5
Oh, yeah
People are crazy and stupid.
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